Finished: 02 AM Wed 22 Jun 11 UTC
Anonymous Grey Press
1 day /phase
Pot: 140 D - Autumn, 1917, Finished
Classic - GreyPress, Anon, PPSC
1 excused NMR / no regaining / extend the first 1 turn(s)
Game won by siemaskoIam (1057 D)

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25 May 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Crap, Im england!
25 May 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Bonjour bon amies! Bon chance to all.
25 May 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Welcome everyone, lets have a clean match, no spitting, kicking or hitting below the belt.
~26 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: A warning for Germany and Austria: beware of the Alliance between Russia and Turkey. We have reliable intelligence that the east is coming for you.
~26 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: AP - Munich, Germany secret plans to invade France. Herr Kaiser announced this afternoon to a select group of trusted confidants his secret plan to invade France. Calling it the Schliefen plan, he outlayed the moves with the objection of springtime 1903 in Paris.
~26 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: From a statement out of The Hague: INTERPOL sources confim the aggressive plans of the German nation toward the sovereign French and warn Paris that the Kaiser will not be without allies in the invasion. A negotiation period will be open until Spring 1902. After that, invasion is inevitable.
~26 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: AP- Mysterious source writing AP articles from an undisclosed location in Europe. Wiki leaks has disclosed that many of these news wires are coming from the informant "christopher". His whereabouts are unknown.
~26 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: Today's Fun Fact: Disinformation campaign against Germany is hilarious.
~26 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: The Kaiser also bought these robes, but they totally weren't robes, and when he went out to the Reichstag, they all laughed at him because he was naked.
~26 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: I heard there IS no Kaiser! The country is controlled by an octopus in a tank that chooses food from boxes with the flags of countries. Word has it the octopus ate from the France box. He is never wrong!
~27 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: AP - Constantinople, Turkey - Plotting is afoot within the minarets of the holy city. The Sheik has called out his jet fighters and Russia is in their sights. He even has a submarine in the black sea disguised as a large dolphin with rabies.
~27 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: Dateline: London. A secret source in high station at 10 Downing Place has today revealed to the BBC that The Austrian government is appealing to the Prime Minister himself for aid. No decision was reported, but rumor appears to suggest that Mr. Balfour is considering the plea. Meanwhile, on the Scandinavian front, some crazy carpenter named Hans Ikea says that all furniture should be flat.
~28 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: The AP reports that in the classic map of Europe, it sucks to be Austria. In this map, Austria... where ARE you?
~28 May 11 UTC Spring, 1902: This is Austria speaking, let me tell you my sad sad tale. I am a intelligent computer program that has just learned to love. I was raised on games of war. Risk, Chess, Tic Tac Toe, I was programmed to play them all. While analyzing games of diplomacy I learned the most important lesson of all. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. I hope you can all understand why I cannot continue...
~31 May 11 UTC Spring, 1903: Hello all, this is Bubbles, former experimental chimp, and current king of Germany. I was raised with the Austrian supercomputer. We were in the same cage, reared by the same wire-mother, played the same war simulations, ate meals together and shared smokes. From day one, he didnt want to fight wars, it has nothing to do with learning to love. He just wanted to go to sleep and run his screensaver all day. I'm glad he's gone.
01 Jun 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: Bubbles I've missed you so much.
01 Jun 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: Hey england and germany, just want to point out that france is leaving his ass wide open for anyone who is feeling a little conquesty...
01 Jun 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: merde!
01 Jun 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: I dont think Germany is in any position to do anything about it...and I, sir and no bugger!
02 Jun 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: Got my moves in with only 5 min left. Close....