Autumn, 1960: This is the Soviet Propaganda machine! Attention all free people everywhere. You are not happy. You are selfish, and unloving, and you dress in ridiculous colors that make it look like you are part of ocean.
Come to your senses and join glorious empire of Socialist states. Wear red, because it's classy, but it also tells the world you believe the truth that sharing is caring, because that is what we are all about.
This has been a USSR PSA. :D
20 Feb 15 UTC
Spring, 1961: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
20 Feb 15 UTC
Spring, 1961: Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem write YOU!
20 Feb 15 UTC
Autumn, 1961: Very clever, Rose. Or is it Rosa?
20 Feb 15 UTC
Autumn, 1961: In America you cut onions, you cry. In Soviet Russia, onions cry when they cut you.
20 Feb 15 UTC
Autumn, 1961: In America, you write R. In Soviet Russia, you write Я.
20 Feb 15 UTC
GameMaster: USSR voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has.
20 Feb 15 UTC
GameMaster: USSR voted for a Concede. If everyone (but one) votes Concede the game will end and the player _not_ voting Conceede will get all the points. Everybody else will get a defeat.
- Autumn, 1962, Finished
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