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10 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: GameMaster: Please remember that negotiations before the game begins are not allowed.
10 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (YouCan'tHandleTheTruth): OOC: Before we start, let me just say I will be approaching this in both English and Canine but the English will be like the dog in "Up!" who could speak but was still very much a dog.
10 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (Titus): are we supposed to talk in character now.
10 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (ccga4): no clue
10 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (ccga4): no clue
10 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (KingCyrus): I would say not yet.
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (YouCan'tHandleTheTruth): Grrr! Grrr! Pant, pant, pant. Throw my bone already. Come on and... SQUIRREL!
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (Titus): How do I know you all aren't lying to deceive and destroy me? How dare you deceive and mock me, you will all be punished and cast into hell.
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (YouCan'tHandleTheTruth): Kibbles and Bits! (bites Titus between the legs).
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (YouCan'tHandleTheTruth): My minister of defense is SQUIRREL! Um, where was I, oh yes, he is a squirrel. So he may get on here with the box and I may chase him sometimes. Here he comes now <bark bark bark bark> (runs after the MoD who runs up a tree).
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (YouCan'tHandleTheTruth): Rocky here. Forgive Dug. He is just a dog after all. I will be the one you will negotiate with here. We like to let Dug keep his throne as it makes the other animals happy to see the emperor's new clothes. But I am the real power behind our military, when I can keep them in check. <barking in background> Dug! Keep it down, will you? I'm trying to introduce your cabinet to these humans so they understand your goals and your superhero powers! <barking subsides> Sorry about that. We have to humor Dug. He thinks he is Underdog sometimes. Anyhow, as I was saying, I lead our forces. We have the three blind mice who occasionally get lost and bump into each other but do a pretty good job of defending our lands and seas, and if you are really bad, I'll send Rocket and his pal Groot after you, and you don't want to mess with that psycho. Being the animals we are, we have a long and varied list of friends who may come in on occasion. We've got friends from Disney, Warner Brothers, and even an Avenger and a X-Man stop to help once in a while because, let's face it, Hulk and Wolverine are more beast than man. So remember, I, Rocky the flying squirrel, and the real power behind emperor Dug, and Rocket is crazy and works for me.
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (kaner406): guns... I need guns
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (Valis2501): Is it supposed to be secret who's who? Or secret assignments but no particular need to hide them unless your role demands it?
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (kaner406): I say we string him up and whip him for insubordination.
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (The Ambassador): Kaner - you need to go to the gym more often then. YCHTT - wtf are you on? Come on peoples. This is Diplomacy, none of this craziness, ok?
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (The Ambassador): <Valis - the only secret is you don't explicitly say your Extreme Personality - just Act it out. Everything else is relatively open>
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (The Ambassador): <ps Valis - my earlier comments reflected my character>
11 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: (kaner406): Gym is a modern liberal lie aimed at distracting the plebs of society from gaining their wealth from honest plunder. Shame on you.
12 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: Info: This is a choose your country game.
12 Mar 15 UTC	Spring, 901: I, Emperor Justinian I of Rome would like to welcome all of my futre subjects to this wonderful game, praise God! To my fellow Christian in Russia: I offer that Vlacha be made a DMZ and that good relations be established between us. To my fellow Pope hater in Germany: I offer that Lom and Aquileia be made DMZ and that you allow me to sack Rome, and install your Antipope so that the great Schzim may be mended To Mr guy in tan to my east: Stay out of my way To Pinkie: To hell with you, abomination in the Lords sight! I will purge you from this Earth!

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