03 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1701: Anyone with a scottish accent present? |
03 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1701: I can do a pretty good British accent, but I am not from Britain, sorry |
03 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1701: I can! You know the DI from Broadchurch? |
03 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1701: DI? |
03 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1701: I’m half Scottish on my dad’s side |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: It looks pretty heated down there in the south |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: It does! |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: Up north we are peaceful. |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: The only thing’s I know about Sutherland is that it’s a desolate, marshy wasteland where the rain that flies at you at a right-angle and the midges have basically formed their own highly advanced society which survives on sucking dry every human who foolishly enters their domain. There’s also a really good shop at the northernmost-point of Sutherland in the middle of nowhere that makes the best hot-chocolate I have ever tasted |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: *things |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: so what your saying is your plan is to take sutherland to secure the hot choclate suply? |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: We’ve signed a peace treaty with the mighty state that is ‘Cocoa Mountain(TM) Balnakeil’ to ensure that the chocolate supply is not disrupted by any invading armies |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: You have permission to make take the hot chocolate, as long as you share. No hogging! |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: Don’t tell ‘Cocoa Mountain(TM) Balnakeil’ but we currently have a crack team of scientists working on reverse-engineering the secret recipe, once we have done so we will distribute the means of production to all citizens of the Helbrides and no longer have to bend over backwards to accommodate the privileged few in ‘Cocoa Mountain(TM) Balnakeil’ |
05 May 20 UTC | Autumn, 1701: Sounds Great! I would like some cocoa! |
07 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1702: If I tell you the recipe I’d say I’d have to kill you but ‘Cocoa Mountain(TM) Balnakeil’ would have already dispatched a hitman |
07 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1702: lol i looked it up on google maps 4.8 stars!! |
07 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1702: we should all just chat about our diplomacy game in their reviews |
07 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1702: okay i posted on it, sort by "newest" and youll see a comment saying "diplomacy brought me here i heard its good" |
07 May 20 UTC | Spring, 1702: If you’re ever in Sutherland you should go there, the hot chocolate is like a holy elixir of some sort. P.S. your cats look nice |