BillyMaysRIP

  • Rank: Political puppet (855 D)
  • Available points: 75 D
  • Points in play: 0 D
  • Total points: 75 D
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  • Game messages: 34
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  • All Game stats:
  • Defeated: 2 ( 100% )
  • Total (finished): 2

  • Civil disorder: 5
  • Civil disorders taken over: 0
  • Abandoned: 5
  • Playing: 0
  • Variant stats:
  • Defeated: 2 ( 100% )
  • Total (finished): 2

  • Reliability:
  • Reliability rating: 10%

"I've come back from a fuckin month and a half of being stuck in South east Asia. for 3 weeks I was stuck in an apartment in Bangladesh with no where to go and no fucking internet. The apartment had 6 books from the last owner: all of the ASoIaF books and 50 shades of grey. I read all of the SoIaF books twice, skipped feast for crows on the third reread. I watched every single adventure time and regular show episode a billion times on my laptop. There was one english tv channel: hbo - and they played ads for 10 hours of the day, and then played the matrix series every night for the three weeks. A matrix post of mine got best-ofed on reddit when I got to singapore. I had downloaded chrono trigger in some airport. I beat it a billion times over. I ate knock off coco puffs called koko krunch for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

And I fapped to 50 shades of grey. It only happened once. I was desperate. I burned the book by putting it in the toaster oven. I cried myself to sleep that night. That next day I think I achieved enlightenment. I no longer needed to do anything. I could enter a meditative state at will. The world would shut off and all that was left was my inner eye, guiding me. I meditated for three days. I understood everything. I could answer all of life's big questions: how did the universe begin? what happens when you die? What is the question to 42? DAE the 90s? I could answer all of them. It was almost as if I had recieved the knowledge of the universe from some aliens from a indiana jones movie that never existed.

But now I understand. I understand it all. All praise the holy Ron deGrasse Sagan! All praise! Yes, salvation lies in loving the only one, the one being: Ron deGrasse Sagan. His apostles (curiosity, neil armstrong, neil young, lance armstrong, they are all around you) will grant you the window of reason, you must look through the window and see the power of Ron deGrasse Sagan and the invincibility of science and freedom. If you love reason and science and Ron deGrasse Sagan, all questions can be answered. But Beware! Only the brave can see through the window, so for a payment of 200$ you can receive bravery glasses from me. All praise the holy Ron deGrasse Sagan! Amen!"

  • Last visited: 13 Sep 14 UTC
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  • Joined: 13 Sep 12 UTC
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BillyMaysRIP's games

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Finished: 06 AM Sat 06 Oct 12 UTC
FOR SPARTA!!!
1 day /phase
Pot: 100 D - Autumn, 10, Finished
1 excused NMR / no regaining / extend the first 1 turn(s)
Game won by Bappos (1063 D)
Carthage
Bappos (1063 D)
Won. 18 supply-centers, 15 units
Persia
crixno (1248 D)
Survived. 14 supply-centers, 13 units
Rome
Survived. 2 supply-centers, 3 units
Greece
BillyMaysRIP (855 D)
Defeated.
Egypt
bob_rymple (804 D)
Defeated.
Finished: 04 PM Wed 17 Oct 12 UTC
Private uhh this one
1 day /phase
Pot: 20 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
1 excused NMR / no regaining / extend the first 1 turn(s)
Game won by D1ABL012 (1082 D)
Japan
D1ABL012 (1082 D)
Won. 28 supply-centers, 25 units
Italy
DanFaraderp (1741 D)
Survived. 22 supply-centers, 19 units
Austria
cnorment14 (1714 D)
Survived. 16 supply-centers, 19 units
France
daman617 (797 D)
Survived. 15 supply-centers, 17 units
India
not_kevin (1021 D)
Survived. 0 supply-centers, 1 units
China
duberduck (1019 D)
Defeated.
Russia
mammothbane (733 D)
Defeated.
Germany
KaibaCorps (907 D)
Defeated.
Turkey
TheMac (774 D)
Defeated.
Britain
BillyMaysRIP (855 D)
Defeated.
Civil Disorders
KaibaCorps (100 D)Germany (Autumn, 1902) with 3 centres.
BillyMaysRIP (75 D)Britain (Autumn, 1903) with 6 centres.