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13 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (YouCan'tHandleTheTruth): This will be interesting... Will we all go one way? Who will break the approach and consider supporting the neighbor of their neighbor into their neighbor? Who will try cutting across map some way? Hmmmm...
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (abgemacht): Why can we talk in anon?
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Valis2501): Because it's before the game, and I think you mean "Why can we talk in gunboat"?
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (abgemacht): Listen here you little shit
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Valis2501): fuck you fucker I'mma come for you.
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Ramsu): What the fuck did you say about me you little fucker? Do I really need to paste the copypasta for you to know how fucked you are?
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Valis2501): What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 2011 School of War on webDiplomacy, have a GR of over 9000, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Playdip, and I have over 300 solos in Winner-Take-All games. I am trained in psychological warfare and I’m the top stabber on the entire US F2F circuit. You are nothing to me but just another bag of dots. I will wipe you the fuck off this map with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying you’ll support me and then fail to do so? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies amongst all my allies and your userID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes you out into an elimination that stays on your record forever. You and your Ghost Rating is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eliminate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my own units with no support moves. Not only am I extensively trained in cutting supports, but I have access to every trick in the DATC book and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your supply centers and you will drown in it. You’re fucking eliminated, kiddo.
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Captainmeme): http://www.reddit.com/r/diplomacy/comments/2to243/to_the_person_who_just_stabbed_me/
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Valis2501): I was so disappointing no one liked that. Pretty sure my karma suffered by that post....
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Valis2501): http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?viewthread=1222797#1222797
14 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Ramsu): So you ready to concede to me already? I think we can skip the formality of starting the game.
15 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (YouCan'tHandleTheTruth): No webDip links in this game, mother fuckers. Some of us were banned for using words to big for the mods to understand over there. :-P Of course, they still haven't found my triple secret account over there and banned it. They think it doesn't exist. Nut now I have hacked the DB and know all their passwords. Someday, when they least expect it, a post will appear from one of them that attacks all the others. They'll swear they are innocent, and they will be right but no one will believe them because the mods can't handle the truth.
15 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Valis2501): Are you sure the mods can't handle the truth? Or, possibly, per chance, if I may, it might just be that, YouCan'tHandleTheTruth?
15 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (YouCan'tHandleTheTruth): I am TheTruth. There can be no other. In the beginning was the Word and we all know that Word means Truth in urban speech. So I was in the beginning. For a time here, I was with GOD but then he started NMRing so now I supplant and replace GOD with myself, TheTruth. You can deny GOD, but you can never deny TheTruth. Word up! Truth out!
15 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Leinad): We really need a 7th player. This is getting silly.
15 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (YouCan'tHandleTheTruth): What's interesting is that I could promise to support Par to Ber or Lon to Mos and the game hasn't started.
15 Feb 15 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Valis2501): Well seeing as powers haven't been assigned...
26 Feb 15 UTC	Autumn, 1906: GameMaster: Germany voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has.
02 Mar 15 UTC	Autumn, 1909: GameMaster: Russia voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has.
03 Mar 15 UTC	Autumn, 1909: GameMaster: England voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has.