28 Jun 15 UTC |
Spring, 1901: Want to ally? |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: No communication??? this means war |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: I don't know yet. I need to talk to the other players some more. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: Lies, I'm the only other nation here that matters. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: I will let you have Munich if you let me have Norway ;) |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: Munich is the home of my people, if you do not let me have it, I will do unspeakable things to your hamster. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Spring, 1902: Okay, fine it's yours if you guarantee me Tunis and Norway. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: I was married in Tunis, and Norway is where I hid the Golden plates after robbing them at gunpoint from Moroni, if you do not let me have them, I will call your mom and tell her you don't like her cooking. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: I'll call your wife and tell the same to her. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: You dare tell my wife you hate your mother's cooking? You are a monster! For that i will take Berlin from you, and your favorite comic book, which is it so I know which one to take? |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Spring, 1903: Watchmen. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Spring, 1903: Huh, I just bought that and read it last month, how funny. OK, what is your second favorite so I can steal one I can read? |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1903: V for Vendetta |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1903: OK, good, I'll rob you of that. Does it feel like you are winning or losing already? |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1903: Not sure. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1903: Decide, I need to know if you are winning or losing so I know how to feel. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Spring, 1904: We're definitely winning. |
28 Jun 15 UTC |
Spring, 1904: I've just sent a secret message to Russia, they will attack you soon. |
29 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1904: This is a very interesting exercise. |
29 Jun 15 UTC |
Autumn, 1904: Yes it is. |