25 Feb 16 UTC | Autumn, 1903: Hello, I am a representative of the land of Calcium. As you know, I am the well-renowned inventor of pizza, and I wish to convey my disdain for your destructive campaign through these sacred lands. |
25 Feb 16 UTC | Autumn, 1903: Destructive? We are liberating these people from oppression. Your CA+ will not stand against Chlorine. Mwahahahaha |
25 Feb 16 UTC | Spring, 1904: Hello, I am a representative of the land of Calcium. As you know, I am the well-renowned inventor of pizza, and I wish to convey my disdain for your destructive campaign through these sacred lands. |
25 Feb 16 UTC | Autumn, 1904: Hello, I am a representative of the land of Calcium. As you know, I am the well-renowned inventor of pizza, and I wish to convey my disdain for your destructive campaign through these sacred lands. |
25 Feb 16 UTC | Autumn, 1904: Do excuse this mistake-- it would seem we have been sabotaged and our messages are being repeated. |
25 Feb 16 UTC | Autumn, 1904: Do excuse this mistake-- it would seem we have been sabotaged and our messages are being repeated. |
25 Feb 16 UTC | Autumn, 1904: Liberated? Entire cultures predicated on calcium and the cultivation of pizza are being destroyed by the minute! We cannot allow this to continue. |
25 Feb 16 UTC | Autumn, 1904: Like the tomato sauce expertly crafted by our ancestors, this noble country shall be red. |