27 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: Damn you Modern Diplomacy. :( every time I have played this map, I've gotten one of the worst countries to play as. |
27 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: Since when is France one of the worst? |
27 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: France has the worst stats. |
27 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: Not to mention hairy women... |
27 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: Germany doesn't have any of those.... :oP |
27 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: Once you go Egyptian you can never go back! |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: Isn't that even hairier? |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: Yuck. |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: Are you saying there is something wrong with hairy women? |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: Well, there are societies with large breast preferences and societies with small breast preferences. Similar dispersions of preferences exist for rear end sizes and general body type and skin tone. Certain cultures fetishize small feet and small mouths. I feel confident that there exists a significant percentage of men who get hot and bothered thinking about Carly Simon-esque toothy grins. However, I am unaware of any group that explicitly prefers visible body hair on women. |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: You must come for a vacation in Egypt sometime. I will set you up with my one of the female members of my cabinet, she has a great mustache... |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: We have made cultural decision in Italy to not allow any women into the Cabinet unless they have completed at least three mass distributed pornographic movies. |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: uh-oh, looks like France and Italy are allied |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: ?? oookkk??? not sure where you get that impression... |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: ?? oookkk??? not sure where you get that impression... |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: :) it was just a joke (Italy's recent message about porn) |
28 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: haha... I can't figure out jokes to save my life... lol. Im scurred... I don't wanna die... |
29 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: So you think I'm funny? What do you mean I'm funny? Funny how? Funny like I make you laugh? You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? What have I done to make you disrespect me so grievously in front of my peers? |
29 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: I'm interested in joining the Great Porn Alliance. I hearby commit that my first build after autumn will be an army of pornstars. |
29 Jul 11 UTC | Spring, 1994: (& yes Italy they will have the necessary hair removal done prior to going into operations.) |