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06 Nov 16 UTC	Spring, 1901: GameMaster: Please remember that negotiations before the game begins are not allowed.
06 Nov 16 UTC	Spring, 1901: Info: This is a choose your country game.
06 Nov 16 UTC	Spring, 1901: Fok u
06 Nov 16 UTC	Spring, 1901: I can't wait for the news
06 Nov 16 UTC	Spring, 1901: I can't wait for the news
06 Nov 16 UTC	Spring, 1901: Fok u
06 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Who said anything bout news? ;) ;)
06 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Who said anything bout news? ;) ;)
06 Nov 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: Where's the news??
06 Nov 16 UTC	Spring, 1904: Cannot be arsed doing news thise fast paced of a game m8, ''tis going quick af
06 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1904: But when we start slowing down
06 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1904: BBC News @ 10: Hello and Welcome back, I'm Mr Fukutu and this is BBC News at 10. The top stories tonight: Only a few months ago the EU referendum led to Brexit, but now the British are back in the EU to wage war. According to the hype, it is the fight of the century with the Royal Airforce bombing countries with gallons of Stellar Artois. The British Prime Minister, Theresa May, was seen on the front lines yesterday afternoon punching a Russian pensioner in the face. The PM is obsessed with the drum beats of war. The British Parliament reintroduced slavery at an emergency conference today, ordering the Royal Navy to pick up as many "monkeys" as they could from North Africa to be put to work in the factories to bolster the UKs production of Freddos. Meanwhile in Moscow, Vladimir Putin reached in to his pocket for a copy of Meir Kampf: Picture book edition. He defended his actions by saying the book was of "paramount importance" to the future of Russia. Russian Authorities were sceptical at first, but are now fully behind their leader as sales of Mein Kampf increased in Russia by 69%. The new leader of the Italian Empire, @stantheman226, now referred to as the Emperor has made an army of Stun Troopers to purge the world of Russians. The new Emperor ordered a small task force to the Ionian Sea looking for Greggs muffins but also keeping an eye out for any Randy Russians. The general population of the Italian Empire are not sure yet what to think of their new leader, many believing he'd be better off working in the I.T Department of some school some where. A hit and run at a Swedish Sex Shop has got the attention of numerous police forces across hundreds of countries as CCTV footage showcased a man with blonde shitty hair with glasses that had a visible purple tint in them shooting up said shop and escaping in a bright pink limo. Detectives believe this to be the work of one of the most fucking unbearable humans in the planet, so unbearable even just looking at them makes your average human being throw up involuntarily. Christians are in outrage as leaked dic pics of their leader Pope Stow have gone public revealing their leader to have a 1mm long penis. Pope Stow has now been classed as a Class A Drug by the Bulgarian government since the leak. MI69 has promised to look in to how this could have happened. That's all from BBC News, I'm Mr Fukutu and G'Night!
07 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Brill.
09 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1905: I do apologise we seem to be having some conection issues trying to get the news at 10 live. Please bare with while we fix them.
11 Nov 16 UTC	Spring, 1906: BBC News @ 10: Hey baby my parents aren't home xoxoxox S*** sorry, wrong number cough Welcome back to BBC News @ 10. The stories circling the world tonight: Now, due to recent customer complaints Mark Zuckerburg, facebook founderamd billionaire, has been forced to add a "dic pic" section to Facebook profiles. Thousands of users have already started using this new feature including the likes of Vladimir Putin who received positive feed back from lonely Russian Brides. The Royal Navy has publicly apologised for nuking a Morrisons in Liverpool this week after receiving a tip off that Russian spies were hiding in shopping trolleys, despite this cock up, Royal Navy Commander Robert Emmett managed to catch a Russian dwarf riding a toy Thomas the Tank Engine aft of his command vessel. Give the man a Jaffa. The Pope, Duncan Stow, has threatened to resign after allegations made by the Italian Supreme Leader accused the Pope of having a bad heart. Christians from around the world were shocked by these revelations most converted to ISIS. Not to be confused with the ISS. The hours are long, the pay is low, these are the struggles of life working under the one and only Lord Sugar. The millionaire and host of the popular TV show The Apprentice has promised to raise wages by 69% for not only his employees, but for everyone in the U.K, but only if he is voted in as Prime Minister for the next general election. The business man has pledged to bring back freedo frog as well as set up mental homes for those who voted out in the Brexit vote this June. Last week we reported a hit and run at a Swedish Sex Shop, consulting detective Sherlock Holmes of 221B Bakers Street suspects universally known army cadet Eltom John to be behind the attacks. Major Eltom was last seen on a Jet 2 flight to the moon, police are in their way to New Birminghams airport to apparent him when he lands. Prime Minister Theresa May has been caught with a 1940's hand grenade up her rear in Buckingham palace, the palace and several thousand neighbouring houses have been evacuated and Britains security level placed at severe. A crack SAS, Side Angle Side, team have been sent to infiltrate the building and safely retrieve the queens corgis. That's all from me now, good night from me and the team here at BBC News @ 10!
13 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: I suggest cancelling the game.
13 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: If you want
13 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: But you need Morgan to agree
13 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: GameMaster: England voted for a Cancel. If everyone votes Cancel all points will be refunded and the game will be deleted from the database.
13 Nov 16 UTC	Autumn, 1906: F