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16 Nov 18 UTC	Spring, 1901: (FLANCITY): Show me your bicycle spokes
16 Nov 18 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Spicy Meatball): ah, a man of culture as well
16 Nov 18 UTC	Spring, 1901: Can't see shit
16 Nov 18 UTC	Spring, 1901: I think I speak for us all when I say I am a fan of the brown.
17 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1901: German tanks have violated French sovereignty and have crossed the border into Burgundy.
17 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Russia and I both lied about not entering the black Sea. It's a little awkward
17 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Sorry, my sailors got a little turned around in all the fog
18 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Where is everybody?
18 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Fuck idk lmao
19 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Look out everybody the Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!
19 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Says England who is desperately trying to put three of his troops on my home boarder
20 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: The world must know that Italy has now captured 3 Austrian territories after proposing a central alliance. They should be viewed as a serious threat to the stability of Europe.
20 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: I'm glad this is happening to you. Austria is not to be trusted
20 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Maybe don’t spread your cheeks for me to walk into your back door
20 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Profane statements about rear ends have no place in global diplomatic disclosure
20 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Such statements smell like feces
20 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Gentlemen you can't fight in here this is the war room
20 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Autria touches little boys
20 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Austria**
20 Nov 18 UTC	Autumn, 1902: At least I can spell...