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31 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1740: A MESSAGE FROM THE EMPRESS ELIZABETH OF ALL RUSSIA Poopbutt69 ascending to the throne of Austria and the Holy Roman Empire surely is a violation of some sort of Salian law - I'm sure this will cause rumblings in Europe. In the meantime, having just triumphed in our glorious war against the Ottomans and securing our Black Sea port, don't mind the Russian Empire as she secures her hold on Greater Lithuania, which is rightfully Russian. Russia remains open to all diplomatic entreaties, and wishes all good luck - may your winters be warm and your borscht always cool.
01 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1740: AUSTRIA’S ILLEGITIMATE HEIR THREATENS WAR Austrian hordes surge north but are beaten back by thundering Prussian cavalry at Warsaw. The illegitimate heir Maria Theresa would be wise not to tread on the birthright of the Prussian empire and it’s allies.
01 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1740: George the Second, the King, wishes to announce his willingness to help rear the fair Maria Theresa in her time of need and offers her a tour of Ship of the Line, the HMS Princess where he will gladly take her below and then show her the captains quarters.
01 Apr 20 UTC	Spring, 1741: Selam, dirty Westerners. The Great Caliphate of the Ottoman Empire warns the West that it WILL BE RELEVANT in this war of Austrian Succession no matter what the fake news Wikipedia says. And the Great Caliphate has struck its first victory! Suleiman's Horde has invaded the shores Sicily! Allahu Akbar! Our navy has quickly adopted the Sicilian lifestyle of GTL; though the tanning is largely unnecessary for our melanin enriched seamen...
01 Apr 20 UTC	Spring, 1741: Maria Theresa wants some Royal Dick!
01 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1741: CORRESPONDENCE FROM THE KING OF FRANCE, LOUIS THE BELOVED It is with a heavy heart that we acknowledge the outright betrayal of the Bavarian Crown against the Nation of France. Disturbing reports of the raping of churches and the burning of women are trickling out of Lorraine from those lucky few to escape execution. Let it be known to all compatriots of the Bavarian Hun that they hold no vow sacred...
01 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1741: The Kingdom of Bavaria does not negotiate with terrorists. Louis the Beloved threatened both the Netherlands and Frankfurt with his dirty French armies. The Bavarian Crown is intent on liberating Alsace Lorraine from oppressive French rule.
01 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1741: Battı balık yan gider, Filthy Westerners! Our naval forces of Suleiman's Horde have grown tired of Sicily ! The filthy natives spread rumors about us, calling us an Eastern Disease. Their streets were empty; natives shut themselves in out of fear of us. Their forums ran dry of essentials -- milled wheat and aqueduct papyrus. We have grown tired of this WESTERN BIGOTRY. Suleiman's horde shall spread this Turkish Typhoid jihad to Naples now!
02 Apr 20 UTC	Spring, 1742: WARSAW REJOICES!! The Warsaw Democrat - Spring 1742 The peoples of Warsaw crowded the streets to welcome their Russian protectors. Saved from the clutches of the Jew-hating Frederick II, the Empress has promised to treat all as proper serfs of the empire. "Surely Russia could never do evil in eastern Poland" said one participant. The Russian diplomatic delegation reportedly delivered fine wood carvings from the mighty oaks from the Katyn Forest.
03 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1742: GameMaster: Bavaria voted for a Concede. If everyone (but one) votes concede the game will end and the player _not_ voting Concede will get all the points. Everybody else will get a defeat.
03 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1742: GameMaster: Bavaria voted for a Concede. If everyone (but one) votes concede the game will end and the player _not_ voting Concede will get all the points. Everybody else will get a defeat.
04 Apr 20 UTC	Spring, 1743: Great Russian naturalist make incredible marine biology discovery. Apparently when squids run solo and not in pack of three, they become lifeless and slow, and salt content in tissue increase dramatically
04 Apr 20 UTC	Spring, 1743: MARIA THERESA CROWNED HOLY ROMAN EMPRESS BY POPE BENEDICT XIV
05 Apr 20 UTC	Spring, 1744: AUSTRIA ISSUES ULTIMATUM Maria Theresa, by the Grace of God, Dowager Empress of the Romans, Queen of Hungary, of Bohemia, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, of Slavonia, of Galicia, of Lodomeria, etc.; Archduchess of Austria; Duchess of Burgundy, of Styria, of Carinthia and of Carniola; Grand Princess of Transylvania; Margravine of Moravia; Duchess of Brabant, of Limburg, of Luxemburg, of Guelders, of Württemberg, of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Milan, of Mantua, of Parma, of Piacenza, of Guastalla, of Auschwitz and of Zator; Princess of Swabia; Princely Countess of Habsburg, of Flanders, of Tyrol, of Hainault, of Kyburg, of Gorizia and of Gradisca; Margravine of Burgau, of Upper and Lower Lusatia; Countess of Namur; Lady of the Wendish Mark and of Mechlin; Dowager Duchess of Lorraine and Bar, Dowager Grand Duchess of Tuscany. Doth Do Declare The Troops Of The Prussian Pretender To Be Illegitimate And Shall Vacate Bohemia Henceforth Or Face To Consequence.
08 Apr 20 UTC	Spring, 1745: APRIL 1745 NEWS BULLETIN: THE FRENCH INQUIRER Austrian marauders attacked the unarmed French medical core en route to the Papal States to receive blessing for their supply of anime tiddies destined for the front lines of Spanish eastern front. France enthusiastically declares formal war against the Austrian goblins. You cannot stop me, I spend 60,000 lives a month.
08 Apr 20 UTC	Autumn, 1745: Maria Theresa, by the Grace of God, Dowager Empress of the Romans, Queen of Hungary, of Bohemia, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, of Slavonia, of Galicia, of Lodomeria, etc.; Archduchess of Austria; Duchess of Burgundy, of Styria, of Carinthia and of Carniola; Grand Princess of Transylvania; Margravine of Moravia; Duchess of Brabant, of Limburg, of Luxemburg, of Guelders, of Württemberg, of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Milan, of Mantua, of Parma, of Piacenza, of Guastalla, of Auschwitz and of Zator; Princess of Swabia; Princely Countess of Habsburg, of Flanders, of Tyrol, of Hainault, of Kyburg, of Gorizia and of Gradisca; Margravine of Burgau, of Upper and Lower Lusatia; Countess of Namur; Lady of the Wendish Mark and of Mechlin; Dowager Duchess of Lorraine and Bar, Dowager Grand Duchess of Tuscany. To The King of France: Lest You Seek The Errors of Your Ways and Apologize For Your Covert Actions Immediately, The Holy Roman Empire Will Have But No Choice Than To Punish Miscreants. Tyrol is a Fealty of Empress Maria Theresa, Who Holds it in Title Alongside Those Titles Conferred Onto Her Imperial Majesty By God's Voice, the Pope in Rome. To Go Against the Holy Roman Empire is To Go Against God. DEUS VULT