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23 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Chuttbugger): Guys I think the map is broken, everything is gray?
23 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Arden Lumberjack): please stop texting me to make a pregame alliance
23 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: Guten tag, y’all
23 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: I extend my hand in friendship to my fellow Germanic-ish people the Astro-Hungarians, and welcome entreaties from the Russians and or the French and or the British
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: Emile Loubet to Edward VII, King of the British Isles. Let's be cool and get the Entente Cordiale going a few years early. We've been at each others' throats for a while. Why don't we mix it up and see how it goes?
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: I agree wholeheartedly with my French compatriot. However, I would like to take it a step further. Gentlemen, there has been talk of the formation of a nigh-unstoppable alliance known as the Juggernaut. But there exists a greater power, able to wipe the Juggernaut off the face of Europe - it is this alliance that I propose. Limited as we are by our ability to converse only publicly, my solution is to create a coalition so powerful that our enemies cannot stand before it even as they know exactly what we plan. I speak of the famed Western Triple: by eliminating all conflict in the west, we allow ourselves to focus entirely upon our natural enemies, namely Russia and Italy. From there, we will be large enough to crush any remaining resistance under our heals. What say you both?
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: I kebabed your mothers last night that’s what I say
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: @ the West: England obviously wants people to focus Eastward so he can bide his sweet time and stab you in your weak buttocks when the time is right. It is plain to see.
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: Bruder Deutschland, lass uns das Brot brechen, nicht die Knochen des anderen. Österreich, Lasst uns so lange wie möglich Frieden schließen.
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: Slanderous and untrue accusations from Russia but who expects anything but misinformation from there?
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: The French accépt!
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: What about the spaghet
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: @Spaghet I’ll be your friend
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: Spaghetti and French wine are a good pairing, no?
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: The French like schnitzel too
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: This is all very interesting. I’m moving my units to gain more Intel. I believe this turn shall be revealing.
24 Mar 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: Spaghetti goes well with French wine
24 Mar 22 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Austria we cool?
24 Mar 22 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Germany, have you gathered the intelligence that you sought? I find it unfortunate that you decided to send Kiel to Holland rather than Denmark, as now Russia can move unmolested into Sweden. However, this is only a minor setback on our course to victory - I remain committed to the Western Triple as long as you and France are amenable. France, you have earned my trust by choosing to leave the English Channel as a DMZ as we agreed. Did you have issues moving into Bur? If not, may I be so bold as to request support there from the North Sea, while you claim Spain and Portugal in the south? Germany, your support would be appreciated as well as a token gesture - after all, the two of you have access to 2 free builds while I require your grace to attain a second build of my own. I will promise to immediately vacate Holland and sail north against Russia.
25 Mar 22 UTC	Autumn, 1901: We cool