07 May 22 UTC | Spring, 1862: GameMaster: Please remember that negotiations before the game begins are not allowed. |
07 May 22 UTC | Spring, 1862: Info: This is a choose your country game. |
07 May 22 UTC | Spring, 1862: Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite ideas; its foundations are laid, its cornerstone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery, subordination to the superior race, is his natural and normal condition. This, our new government, is the first, in the history of the world, based upon this great physical, philosophical, and moral truth. |
07 May 22 UTC | Spring, 1862: No u |
07 May 22 UTC | Spring, 1862: Silence Northerner, I will grow cotton over your grave |
07 May 22 UTC | Spring, 1862: I will farm corn all over yours |
07 May 22 UTC | Spring, 1862: Russia will own Ohio by the time this is all over. |
07 May 22 UTC | Spring, 1862: NO |
07 May 22 UTC | Spring, 1862: Lima will be the new capital of the American Empire |
09 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1862: Hello world! I can see Ohio from here! Sincerely, Jefferson F. Davis (sober) |
14 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: And so, the Queen awakens from her slumber... |
15 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: I have to defend against the Russians, Confederates, English and French |
15 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: This is hell |
15 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: By all means, USA, focus on your unfinished business with the English to the north. We can agree on a truce. |
15 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: I’ve only done this bc USA was acting sussy with her move to Wash Terr |
16 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: I told you it was border patrol. I should've stayed in Oregon, the goddamn Russians are at my western flank. P A I N |
16 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: This is clearly just England being a warmonger and trying to justify her taking Massachusetts. |
16 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: yeah but why would you need border patrol? We were chill until that sussy move |
16 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: I wish it didn’t have to be this way but |
16 May 22 UTC | Autumn, 1863: "You don't need border patrol, it makes it harder for me to invade you." Queen Victoria, ladies and gents. |