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02 Feb 24 UTC	Spring, 1861: GameMaster: Please remember that negotiations before the game begins are not allowed.
03 Feb 24 UTC	Spring, 1861: Info: This is a choose your country game.
03 Feb 24 UTC	Spring, 1861: Guten morgen alle
05 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [Russia]:ах, какие прекрасные пляжи! Иван, дорогой, мы просто обязаны построить здесь загородный дом.
05 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [China]:我们可以做邻居！
05 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [Britain]:I see all your scribbly scratches and am appalled. I'm on my way over to teach you all the language of her majesty posthaste.
05 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [Holland]:Zij moeten Gods ware taal spreken, het Nederlands
05 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [CSA]:Open invitation to the global south to help the cause. Europe, too.
06 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [CSA]:Our folly was trusting the North, and you all should be wary of making the same mistake (looking at you Britain)
06 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [China]:I can confirm: the North is full of Turks and warlords who can't be trusted. The more southern, the more civilized.
06 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [Turkey]:The Ottoman Sultan, God's Shadow on Earth, Sovereign of the Sublime House of Osman, Sultan us-Selatin, Hakan, Commander of the faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Kouds, Padishah of The Three Cities of Istanbul, Edirne and Bursa, and of the Cities of Châm and Cairo has more southerly holdings than you, great warlord of the East. But I accept and hereby join the southern imperial league against imperialism
06 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [Holland]:As the great protector and holder of the sacred mandate for civilizing the happy and loyal people of Insular Asia, I also join the Southern Imperial League Against Imperialism !
06 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [China]:My dear Sultan, do not mistake my disdain for the Mongols and their Mongoloid offspring as disrespect of the REAL Turks. The language of our previous correspondence was poorly chosen. To rectify this, I ordered my previous scribe buried alive along side his wife and children. I formally accept the invitation to your Southern Imperial League Against Imperialism (SILAI). May we please heaven by killing white people in harmony.
06 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [Turkey]:Holland you only get to join on the condition that, for the love of Allah, you give your people some spices. May Denmark become a beacon of culinary hope in the Protestant food desert of the frozen north.
06 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [USA]:"A house divided against itself, cannot stand." I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved – I do not expect the house to fall – but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing or all the other. Either the opponents of slavery will arrest the further spread of it, and place it where the public mind shall rest in the belief that it is in the course of ultimate extinction; or its advocates will push it forward, till it shall become lawful in all the States, old as well as new – North as well as South.
06 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1861: [CSA]:Unification through force, the American way. At least we know who started it this time.
06 Feb 24 UTC	Spring, 1862: [Brazil]:I think the Dutch should be allowed to join SILAI on the condition they supply plenty of free blow from Bogota to all those lazy northern Protestant bastards to make them more industrious and actually do something worthy for once.
10 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1862: [Japan]:中国は眠れる巨人、目覚めれば世界を揺るがすだろう
10 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1862: [China]:日本是一条垂死的蛇，最后一口气吐出毒液
10 Feb 24 UTC	Autumn, 1862: [Russia]:The beauty of kanji is that I have no idea how to read what china said, but I know he’s saying that japan is like a dying snake spitting poison.