Whilst no one is looking, I move my fleet from Albania to Livonia via a new Diolkos carved out of the Russian steppe and Balkans using a red herring.

Success in Holburn! I'll build some trolls in Undermountain and send them into NYC. That's a good fit.

My army which has been wintering in NYC retreats to Pennsylvania.

My Nunavutian Forces will ride our Polar Bear Allies into Norther Quebec, securing our supply of Snowshoes for the year.

Unfortunately Faux your move failed, because my army in Northern Quebec was ordered to hold, and according to the North Pole Revision, 1977, holding armies in Northern Quebec, Greenland and Iceland cannot be dislodged by forces riding Polar Bear Allies.

Curses. Taken your Golden Compass Token and be done with it. I have plotting to do.

Moving NYC to Columbia, supported by Syria, dislodging the neutral drug lord. Anyone need some coke?

ha, finally I can take the moon, by using an Apollo rocket from Houston supported by Neil Armstrong and JFK

Take the moon Shep, its only made of cheese anyway. Please let me know which variety when you get there. If Comté it may have strategic value. But if its that Edam rubbish you can have it. Oh, Holborn moves to Calgary.

In a not so surprise move, Atlanta moves to Winnipeg with support from the NHL.

I'm ordering the army stationed in my backyard to grab shovels and start digging, and not stop until they reach China. I'm predicting they'll be bounced by Wile E Coyote, so I've negotiated support from Fauxlosophy's fleet in my bathtub.

We take the Whiskey that was offered to us in turn for this support and use it to fuel our Pubcrawl from Iceland through to Edinborough.

The recent EU rules on unique products means that the pub crawl through the "Edinborough" Fringe constitutes a violation of EU regulations so the Iceland Dublin move is blocked, leaving my fastnet racer ample opportunity to horbour on the Liffy, and paint Dublin the colour of guiness. Haaa!

The army in Somalia move to Dublin via Refugee Status. This move is supported by international and Irish law, and so may not be blocked. Now I can stop canaduh painting Dublin with such a horrible colour!

Gobbledygook you've obviously never heard of the Pacific Solution where you can stop all boat people and send them off to pissy little Pacific countries for a six pack of beer and promise of more. And for the record Siberia is supported by my hovercrafts in the Norwegian Sea into Clyde. By holding Columbia, Calgary and Clyde I'm now eligible for the Triple C badge of Awesomeness.

But but you forget the stipulation from the Canton Continuity Commission, and 970 decree from Otto II, Holy Roman Emperor, that any claim to the Triple C badge must include the city of Constantinople. That city is currently held by default by gman. My fleet in Livonia S holds Constantinople, and makes generally rude gestures towards your armed forces.

My Army will move to Oslo on a ship made out of stray logs and twine with only a volleyball as a support.

Canada is outraged by the Triple C badge's occupation of Calgary, I attack the unit in Calgary with my fleet is Regina and support it with my army in Vancouver.

the moon as it turns out is made of Swiss cheese, and my domination of it allows me to change Switzerland to a passable territory under my control and turns all my armies into Angry Birds, which I now move to Tokyo via slingshot

Unfortunately Shep, by the Godzilla Amendment of 1967 and Final Accord VII, Tokyo is always considered to have a Neutral Natural Disaster, Creature or White Haired Pretty Boy that can only be overcome by a tall haired teenager.

Fasces, as mesocell correctly points out I need Constantinople to be eligible for the Triple C badge. As a result I can only lay claim to the lowercase Triple c badge. Fortunately that allows me to pull my magic sword out from my scabbard and say, "By the power of Greyskull... I have the power!" Instead of pointing my magic sword at a scaredy cat I point it at your armies of Regina and Vancouver, causing their bodies to magically combine into just one unit. I can now use the Roddenberry Ruling of 1966 to teleport them into either the newly combined territory of Rencouver or Vagin... Wait a second!!!!

Damn my refugees got intercepted.
Fine, Army in Pacific Islands move to USS Enterprise via Beer-bribing.
Now I have an aircraft carrier!

The disgrace of Anthony Wiener has now opened up an extra move to Serbia. I however, use the Canning principle to make it safely to Namibia

I call on the Rule of Pi to ensure my army in Mongolia successfully grabs Budapest.

Well that leaves that part of the board fairly quiet apart from the threat to Egypt, so I shall move from Wales to Patagonia by coracle.

I move this thread to the top of the Forum list, knocking the 'Winning' thread off the top.

USS Enterprise moves to Mid-Atlantic Ocean. Prepare F-35 jets.

Our Northern armies advance on battered Seals to the hallowed shores of Rengina, supported by our Ungavanese Polar Allies.

I think Ambassador wins the game. Or, at least, he gets my vote.